FLIGHT PAM 0310 · ONE PASSENGER ONLY

¡Hola, Pamela!

You have been selected for a very exclusive flight. Destination: me.

Hola, mi amor. Check in below and I'll handle the ticket. — Ceriel

About 5 minutes. No luggage fees for cuteness.

Who's flying?

Write it exactly as it is in your passport, accents and all. Airlines are picky. I am not.

Sex, as printed in your passport

Papers, please

The boring bit the airline needs, and where the e-ticket goes.

Your answers are locked on your phone before they are sent. Only my laptop has the key, and this page goes offline once you're done.

Quick check: is your passport photo cute?
We don't need the photo. Just checking.

Where from, and when?

Pick freely. Finding the flight is my job.

Your closest airport
Suitcases (23 kg each)
2 × 23 kg 56 kg in total, with 10 kg hand luggage

Leave some room for stroopwafels.

OPTIONAL

Where should the surprises go?

Not for the ticket. Just in case a little something wants to travel to you one day. Any address where you get mail works.

The little things

Last gate. This is where the in-flight service gets personal.

Pick your seat
Seat 10A, window. Good for watching clouds.
Favourite snack for the trip
Security check Are you carrying any of the following?
BEFORE BOARDING

Terms & Conditions of Love

The airline's lawyers insisted. Please read every word. (You will have to.)

AEROLÍNEAS PAMELA · CONDITIONS OF CARRIAGE · v1.0

1. Definitions. "Passenger" means Pamela. "Captain" means Ceriel. "Cuteness" means Pamela, see 1.1.

2. Boarding. The passenger boards flight PAM 0310, seat 10A. Seat changes are not possible (see Gate 5, attempts 1 to infinity).

3. Luggage. The passenger may bring every suitcase she declared, and probably a few more. The captain may complain while carrying them. The captain will carry them anyway.

4.1 Arrival. The captain waits at arrivals. Early. Probably very early.

4.2 Arrival, continued. The passenger agrees to a minimum of 1,000 kisses upon arrival, payable in instalments.

5. Weather. The passenger accepts that Dutch weather is cold, grey and wet, and agrees to be cuddled accordingly.

6. Food. The captain provides stroopwafels, poffertjes and bitterballen. The passenger provides honest opinions about them.

7. Spice. The passenger may not laugh at the captain for finding mild salsa spicy. A little laughing is allowed.

8. Bicycles. The passenger agrees to try a Dutch bike at least once. Falling off is covered by this policy.

9. Jet lag. Jet lag is treated with naps, at the captain's side.

10. Refunds. This ticket is non-refundable, non-transferable and valid for one (1) Pamela only.

11. Disputes. All disputes are settled with a hug, in Amsterdam.

99. Ceriel misses you.

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ALL GATES CLEARED · TERMS ACCEPTED

¡Listo, Pamela!

You're checked in. I'll book the flight and send the ticket to your email. All you have to do is count the days.

Te quiero. See you at arrivals. — Ceriel

BONUS GATE

Hit the piñata

Tap it. Hard.

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